I prefer to address her by her gangsta name, Pnibbs. Yes, that's right, I now cohabitate with a four footed beast! And quite the beast she is. If she had to choose between breathing and chewing she would surely suffocate! I've never understood the desire to cohabitate with animals and in my adult life have never chosen to do so. It's not that I don't like animals, some of them are delicious. I just don't like stepping in feces in my home, or anywhere else for that matter. My children however seem very attached to the idea of cohabitation and so their powers of persuasion have prevailed.
Wes, I need you to brace yourself . . . your lack of experience with cohabitation with our four footed friends has led to you being duped by the pet shop owner . . . sadly, you have now within your home a cute but nonetheless non-canine known as a raccoon, I'm certain your delightful 'kinder' are just being polite and not telling you . . . the good news is that said beasty is perfectly suited to micro waving and should crisp up nicely . . . all small dog jokes aside, it is very cute mate, now my daughter will not let up, thanks buddy!!
ReplyDeleteHaha, too funny! When she growls she sounds just like a baby coon too!! Glad to share the misery on the nagging spawn. Mine wore me down for months before I finally gave in. I've always referred to household pets as the gift that keeps on taking, lol!
DeleteHilarious mate, well, it would be if my little monster wasn't now harping on about getting a raccoon, I mean a dog !!
DeleteWes, don't know what that is, but as long as it's not a cat, you're ok by me brother.
ReplyDeleteHaha! For sure. It's a canine, but just barely. Pomeranian that apparently doesn't know it's not a 100+ pound attack dog!!
DeleteYou will win the "Father of the Year" award for 2013!
ReplyDeletexPNibbsx is adorable!!! Haha.
ReplyDeleteYeah, she's growing on me!
Deletethat dog is 'kawaii' haha - love it, its 'mans best friend'
ReplyDeleteAn exceedingly high degree of kawaisa indeed!!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure this creature makes glitter feces :D But if there is a scientist in the room, please explain to me how this thing can descend from Wolfes !!! ????
ReplyDeleteYay Ollie!!! She thinks she's as big as a wolf and just as tough, LOL!
DeleteYou're going to end up loving that dog way more than you expect. She's adorable. Best of luck.
ReplyDeleteThanks Boosta! The heart infiltration has already begun!
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